Spring Cleaning

Honestly, I never understood the point of that phrase. Who came up with it? Where did it come from? Why was it created? Did someone just want to see if it would stick? Did some random freak think it was funny to watch a woman running around the house, on the verge of a heart attack, because "It's already the beginning of April, OMG where has the time gone? I can't believe this place is still a total pig sty!" (I cant spell that by the way. Im too lazy to look it up)

And why is it called "Spring Cleaning"?
How do the other seasons feel about this?
Winter MUST be pissed-- all people ever see him for is the fact that he's so cold and frigid.
And what about Summer?-- sure people always think "God summer is hot" Maybe we give her a lil TOO much credit. She isn't THAT great.
And Fall get's the extremely short end of the stick.-- The trees hate him for taking their clothes, the pools hate him for making them too cold to swim in, and the kids realize that they have to go back to school.
My conclusion: Spring is lucky. All she has to worry about is rain...psh.. Lucky Lady.

Happy Spring Suckas!